schildmaid

lies. you are forever manchildren

we are manmen

i have body of superman, brain of scienceman and heart of boyman

really

yes. he's been collecting body parts for a few years now

it's a very productive hobby

we pants now

nope

i'm a shirt

we were made for each other man

lets clothe someone

fluff yeah

we need a shoes buddy though

or the person will look like a bum

good point

these are minimum requirements for acceptable outdoorwear

we will dress a respectable person

like a president or a queen

t-shirt and pants should be good enough for royalty

this is truth, they are not normal people, the rules do not apply

they get to wear crowns and look awesome, normal people look laughable with crowns

if you can rock a crown you are definitely a king

thats how it works

i should try this

be careful not to die of shame

i'm vain enough that my ego will survive